[Private to Jack]

Jack.

[Higher than normal, with a tone that might put those familiar with her in mind of Donna.]

OI! I'm... I'm a girl!

No way! This is... HA!

[Much shuffling and "oh!" sounds of discovery can be heard]

...oh dear. I have a caboose. Thank you, Donna. Well, trousers are overrated anyway. Ooooh, I have some fantastic gams, yeeow!

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